January 2012
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December 2011
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I really fucking love potatoes.
gigglingbean:
Honestly, look at these versatile mother fuckers.
They can be
Hot
Cold
Healthy
Unhealthy
Simple
Fancy
Eaten on the go
Ugh. Potato appreciation post.
BLESS
Hahaha:) I love these →
funniest10k:
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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
"SUN-KISSED SKIN SO HOT, WE'LL MELT YOUR POPSICLE" →
theannoyingskwid:
YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY POPSICLE
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I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
^ I love you
Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11. →
funniest10k:
People are younger than 11 on here?
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I remember when I was a kid, I went on the... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
..and this
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Reblog this and go on your page
laughing-sister:
staystrongandflywithme:
Who Ever Made This. YOU’RE A GENIUS
like my 30th time rebloggin , ilove this :D lol
oh my gawddd <3
lol
been waiting for this omg
Some parents are too soft. If I EVER called my mom...
Honey, I wouldn’t live to tell the tale.
Eating solves everything. →
funniest10k:
When you’re sad.
When you’re mad.
When you`re bored.
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When google tries to finish your sentence
thewisepickle:
The worse thing I've been told after the dentist :
thewisepickle:
“You can’t eat for 30 Minutes”
English vs. Tumblr
English: WHY DON'T YOU.....!
Tumblr: Y U NO......?!?!?!
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English: You're so immature and stupid.
Tumblr: LOL DIS BITCH
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English: I'm single.
Tumblr: Forever alone.
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English: I'm so mad!
Tumblr: FUUUUUU *inserts gif*
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English: Anonymous.
Tumblr: Anon.
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English: Frank Iero is so hot.
Tumblr: ASDFKLADA;
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English: My work/Mine
Tumblr: MAH WORKZ
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English: *laughs* That's so funny!!
Tumblr: WHAT IS AIR?
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English: Hey
Tumblr: OHAI
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I think Tumblr pretty much wins here
-INSTANT REBLOG (:
English grammar is crying buckets-full
*cough* Grammar Nazi here.Tumblr. is the only execption I make for Grammar.
When you dislike someone so much that their name...
WHEEAATON!! Ah, I love Sheldon.
